Seven Words in TNG

Reg then started singing "Some Enchanted Evening."

 

He stopped when Ro Laren approached him

 

with a concrete block and frilly lingerie.

 

Reg looked silly in the frilly lingerie.

 

"Why is Mister Barclay wearing women's undergarments?"

 

"Because they make me feel pretty," Barclay

 

"Oh so pretty," he sang, "Pretty, witty,"

 

"And gay." said Wesley Crusher, not seeing

 

the irony in knowing that show tune.

 

Of course, being Wesley Crusher, he certainly

 

had seen his share of show-tunes

 

. Andrew Lloyd-Webber had a restraining order

 

since the incident with the cheese and

 

biscotti at the premiere of his musical

 

review entitled "Klingons in the Key of

 

Gagh". The dance number was spectacular and

 

the Kabuki-Gagh were particularly inspired. Entranced, Worf

 

grabbed the leading lady and enthusiastically offered

 

her his new hairpiece, stolen from Picard.

 

In the background, Guinan smiled enigmatically. Then