The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

T'Pol's favorite Vulcan personal massage

 

device. The entire scene was

 

accidentally transmitted to Admiral Forrest

 

back at his office in

 

a meeting with Ambassador Soval

 

in San Francisco. Soval was

 

outraged, as usual, and threatened

 

to withdraw Vulcan from the

 

Starfleet Picnic's Annual Sack Race

 

that was scheduled for the

 

upcoming weekend. Forrest tried to

 

convince Soval to change his

 

mind, and Soval finally decided

 

that they'd play a game

 

of logic that used steel

 

rods that could be inserted

 

into an opponent's most delicate

 

wash cycle. Cleaning steel rods

 

was a lot more difficult

 

than it sounded. Machines broke