VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

his whiskers off his face.

 

But the whiskers fought back.

 

They pulled tiny knives and

 

yelled the whisker battle cry:

 

danced the Talaxian Whisker DeathSkreel.

 

Several goldshirts died that day,

 

and the whiskers were promoted

 

to Lieutenants, making Kim furious.

 

Kim demanded promotion to Admiral.

 

Paralyzed by spastic laughter, Janeway

 

collapsed into Chakotay's arms, and

 

passed out, making Chakotay Captain.

 

Chakotay then fainted into Tuvok's

 

Arms and said to himself

 

"farkle deep ploop smash." Instantly,

 

Seven fell 6 months pregnant.

 

Unfortunately, she was pregnant with

 

octuplets. Borg octuplets.

"Perhaps we

 

should think about names like

 

Qualin, august, freedom, Denny, borgzilla ,.....