The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

demanded an explanation for the

 

Romulan ale: "IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

"Is it, NOOOOOOOOOWWWW?!! Well then,

 

we'll have to make more

 

excuses for its lack of

 

VIIIIIIISTION, yes?" Asked Londo evilly

 

before phasing into another dimension.

 

'Hell is that noise' yelped

 

Sisko, running naked in circles

 

around his baseball, hoping that

 

Willie Mays's ghost would appear

 

when it started snowing. "I

 

believe!" he shouted, whipping himself

 

with a cat o'nine tails

 

that he had picked up

(Happy new year everyone! )

 

from the Outer Limits. "Therefore

(happy 2012. Sorry in advance for the Olympics...)

 

it's reeeeaal!" Sisko bellowed disturbingly.

 

Dukat is the nicest man

 

in the competetive racquetball circuit

 

2379 and he really is