Seven Words in TNG

experience an emotion that made his underwear

 

feel too small," said LaForge, his tricorder

 

blinking and beeping wildly. "We're about to

 

cross into the Neutral Zone," Geordi shouted.

 

"Sunglasses!" barked Riker. They all donned shades.

 

ZZ Top's "Cheap Sunglasses" played on all

 

frequencies, jamming the Romulan Spy Net and

 

prompting Warner Brothers Records to issue a

 

firmly worded injunction, preventing any person, being,

 

or Q from avoiding royalty payments. "Bastards!"

 

said Beverly. "Can't play my pirated CDs!"

 

"You still use CD's?" said LaForge mockingly

 

. "Yeah -- got a problem, bitch?" Beverly hissed.

 

"Oh no she didn't!" proclaimed Wesley Crusher.

 

who was dead, which freaked everybody out.

 

Robau decided the crew was hopelessly insane,

 

, not worth sacrificing his life for, so

 

he took his bad ass and bounced.

 

"Now hear this!" barked Picard, pounding on

 

the conference table, two weeks later. "I