TOS five word thingy!!!

and topped with a little

 

mother's milk. Yes, Amanda's mother's

 

milk, a milk so rich

 

in nutrients it made his

 

bones strong enough to rip

 

farts so loud and so

 

smelly that even the most

 

deaf and anosmic crewmen could

 

catch the whiff from across

 

a vacuum, despite Spock's contention

 

that odors cannot travel in

 

space. Chekov always suspected he

 

had been exaggerating because of

 

persistent rumors that his farts

 

had been detected in the

 

Andromeda galaxy by some Kelvans

 

who dispatched an expedition to

 

our galaxy so that they

 

use them for fertilizer ingredients.

 

The cost of fertilizer had