Seven Words in TNG

Tonky Winky Wonky, the cousin of famed

 

Willie Wonky, not Wonka (a common mistake).

 

"La-La Boo Boo Wonka Too" (Rough translation:

 

My hovercraft is full of eels, sir!)

 

Troi collapsed again.

"Oh, Shit!" Data

 

said, "why are we protecting Stinky Berman?"

 

"I will not have you speaking about

 

shit and Berman, you are insulting shit!"

 

"But saying his name gives us power

 

over him! We can rise above his

 

life-sucking deviltry and save this faltering

 

franchise from imploding if we are brave

 

vampiric influences and fiddle our tiddle widdles.

 

Suddenly Q appeared once again and laughed

 

at Worf and just as quickly left.

 

"Captain, permission to make Q a O!"

 

said Worf.

A slayer stepped in, spike

 

d the football, punched the ref,

 

and screamed "Touchdown" as loud as they

 

were ugly. And they were very ugly.