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be considered partially silly. He

 

prided himself on utter silliness.

 

As a cadet at the

 

Ministry of Silly Walks, Chekov

 

once perfected the "Two-Step

 

Sidestep," which became a favorite

 

with his girlfriend Irina Galliulin

 

, herself a student of interpretive

 

virgin vivisection with rusty lightsabers.

 

She grew up in Russia

 

but learned English from a

 

traveling circus clown that liked

 

Russians but absolutely HATED anything

 

to do with Russian food

 

, which made for cheap dates.

 

Chekov could never understand why

 

Irina always exposed her navel

 

even in situations where she

 

needed a pressure suit on,

 

which made things quite dangerous