TOS five word thingy!!!

farts, farts so smelly and

 

stomach-churning that they made

 

quick work of Romulan Warbirds

 

by shutting down their main

 

things, and backup things too.

 

Since stink couldn't travel in

 

the ovaries of the blind

 

Spacefaring Leech Creatures that populated

 

most plasma conduits, Scotty decided

 

that he should take a

 

look at Black Hitler's nipples.

 

He was the first person

 

to do so since the

 

infamous Nipplegate scandal of 2253.

 

You remember-- when Richard Nipson

 

exposed his multiple mammaries to

 

the vacuum of space and

 

caused multiple stars to supernova.

 

Scotty knew this must never

 

, ever happen again lest the