TOS five word thingy!!!

and decided to use them

 

to pick up broken glass,

 

but soon realized that the

 

panties were shredding and couldn't

 

even be stretched too far.

 

Finally he tried Arex's boots

 

as a birth control method.

 

It worked: he couldn't get

 

any yeoman on the ship

 

to go near him. But

 

his haircut had been enough

 

to accomplish that.

The party

 

for Ensign Naymont's birthday was

 

better than his bachelor party,

 

a shindig that featured many

 

alien strippers so weird that

 

when they dance they make

 

all the tough guys tumble

 

and the hot girls rumble

 

and the busy bees bumble