Seven Words in TNG

focus on the fact that all good

 

things improve the quality of life for

 

the child whose imaginary friend attached the

 

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"Enough!" barked Picard. "Behave like Starfleet - not

 

like children arguing over the most toys!

 

"Captain! Data touched my Wonder Woman!" cried

 

Ensign Ro. "Respect the chain of command

 

or I'll have you tossed into the

 

middle of dozens of pon farr Vulcans

 

you surly android!" Picard growled. Data grinned

 

"I remind you, I am fully functional."

 

"Then what happened last night?" asked Yar.

 

"You looked lovely, Dear, it was...just

 

my cat Spot was in the room

 

and Spot doesn't take too kindly to

 

me doing The Wild Thing with someone

 

..." "Who's supposed to be dead?" Tasha interrupted.

 

"Has that been confirmed by a doctor?"

 

"Which? My full functionality, or your death?"

 

"Death is the road to awesome sex