TOS five word thingy!!!

a one-legged pirate. Even

 

pirates themselves would be jealous

 

of Kirk's fabulous toupees, and

 

his two-step swing that

 

was renowned on multiple worlds

 

(your last one was 4,444 in this thread..cool!)

even the worlds where such

 

sexual antics are forbidden by

 

Orion slave girls, which means

 

that anyone one caught touching

 

Spock's "naughty place" would be

 

severly beaten with the crust

 

of a Kreila after Spock

 

personally would have busted your

 

butt.

Then, flower in hand,

 

Spock performed Vulcan folk dances

 

originally created more than 1,000

 

years in Vulcan's past. Even

 

Bones was moved, a tear

 

running down his cheek. Spock

 

lifted his leg gracefully, and