Seven Words in TNG

But a terrible surprise awaited Worf there.

 

Lusro (sp?) and Betor were waiting hungrily, dressed

 

for bone cracking, spine splitting mating rituals

 

, and B'Etor practiced her reknowned pole-dancing skills.

 

"You ally with Ferengi?! You have no

 

honor" worf shouted
B'Etor looked

 

longingly at Worf's "special package,"

 

a ten-CD set of Willie Nelson's

 

greatest hits. "So the rumours are true,"

 

Lursa hissed. "You love Willie Nelson, Worf!"

 

"What?!" Worf replied. "This is Willie Nelson

 

, who's always on my mind!" Worf bellowed.

 

"Nelson is an honorless targ!" they taunted.

 

They had gone too far!

 

The blood feud between their families was

 

magnified by their folk-music disagreement! Worf

 

swung his bat'leth, hitting Lursa

 

and sending her flying straight into the

 

Ferengi's popcorn machine, which they had stolen

 

only days before as it make an