Seven Words in TNG

secretly liked floating on fluffy pink clouds

 

wearing a purple tutu with some red

 

eyeliner. But Worf's musings ceased when Data

 

tried to tell a joke. Nobody laughed,

 

children were frightened, and Keiko's plants began

 

a sentient march to invade the bridge.

 

"This is a mutiny!" shouted the daisies

 

, refusing to be pushed up any more.

 

Keiko ran to O'Brien, screaming

 

incoherently. "I love it when you talk

 

soil-y to me! Plant your mighty seeds

 

in the Holy Holodeck Garden, and watch

 

them go forth and multiply into cute

 

little monsters that will devour and destroy!"

 

Since monsters made Troi sense something, she

 

did as a counselor should, and informed

 

Riker about that, no matter what would

 

happen. "I sense something." "Gee, that's helpful"

 

said Riker as the mutant plant monsters

 

suddenly took large swigs of whisky and