Seven Words in TNG

Riker pulled on one loose hair and

 

his beard unraveled. "No, gods, take anything

 

but don't take meeeeeeeeeeee beard!"

Troi smiled,

 

it reminded her of their days together

 

when they would run, naked, down by

 

the lake filled with piranhas and dip

 

the hash-filled brownies Beverly made them

 

into the water, watching the piranha get

 

excited. Data said, "A penny for your

 

thoughts, Doctor, or is that a credit?"

 

"Well, if it's Penny Muroc you're talking

 

turkey." "Well, can I have the drumstick?"

 

Data detached his own leg and offered

 

to feed his toes to Wesley.

This

 

made everyone laugh so hard that they

 

joined hands and sang "McCarther Park."

Meanwhile,

 

melting in the dark, MacArthur's Park flowed

 

when someone left the cake out. Data

 

, ala Sherlock Holmes, suspected the culprit was

 

Tasha, but since she was dead, he