TOS five word thingy!!!

They weren't.

"What the hell

 

does that mean?!?" Kirk bellowed.

 

McCoy, also confused, drank juleps

 

while rambling about Georgia weather.

 

Scotty, merely confused as usual,

 

wandered off to read technical

 

journals and drink Scotch. He

 

spent all night slumped over

 

Yeoman Rand which was inappropriate.

 

He spilled some of his

 

scotch on his "Warp-Core Monthly"

 

datatapes, causing them to become

 

filled with lurid images of

 

him slumped over Yeoman Rand

 

drinking scotch and spilling it.

 

Trelane appeared and said, "Order!"

 

Sulu leaped out roaring 'Bum!'

 

Chekov automatically complied by dropping

 

his trousers and exposing his

 

big, greasy, bulging, hairy, swollen