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studded neon vibrator. Nurse Chapel was aghast

 

that it was fancier than her own

 

and decided to ask him if she

 

could use it herself.

"Sure, vy not?"

 

Pavel replied. "Just so long as you

 

don't tell Mr. Spock. I promised that

 

he could have it next veek vhen

 

he visits the Dungeons of Klopek 7.

 

" Chapel had heard of that planet before

 

- in fact she had seen brochures describing

 

it as the freakiest planet in the

 

galaxy, known for it's Tiddly Winks and

 

Chinese Checkers-oriented hardcore erotica and nasty

 

Klingon Dungeon Masters carrying painsticks and whips

 

so intimidating that a person would rather

 

tiddly his winks than wink his tiddlies.

 

But since neither was feasible for a

 

very good reason, they went bowling instead.

 

The closest bowling alley was over five

 

parsecs away, so Kirk would usually reserve