^ Didn't James Doohan become a father when he was in his 80's? Brain bleach on aisle 5! As for SirPat and SirIan: I hate to keep harping on this, but does anybody know what has happened to their Vegas version of The Merchant of Venice? I can't find a damn thing about it, no matter how much Google fu I engage in. And since I love Shakespeare works transmuted to modern times, I'm motivated here...
Sir Ian is gay. He was a crusader for gay equality before it became fashionable. Besides, I think Kristen Stewart only cheats on... er... goes with vampires.
So what? Gay people are allowed to, and in fact regularly marry straight people of the opposite gender all around the world.