TOS five word thingy!!!

"We're on leave, Bones."

"Well,

 

the last time we were

 

we needed a doctor and

 

the ship was attacked by

 

Klingons, Andorians, Romulans, Gorns and

 

that species we encountered back

 

a month ago, those noncomporial

 

creatures that were kind of

 

a mix between cotton candy

 

and gag rubber novelty items

 

."

"Just pour the drinks Bones."

 

Kirk was so thirsty for

 

action, he hoped starfleet would

 

let his crew get some

 

real work after this leave.

 

The admirals had been considering

 

sending the Enterprise on a

 

shakedown cruise to test new

 

phaser modifications but they didn't

 

want to so soon after