TOS five word thingy!!!

and a Pizza Hut to

 

calm down his midnight munchies.

 

A redshirt tried to decide

 

otherwise but was promptly spaced

 

for not offering any fries.

 

"You try that one more

 

time and you become fries!"

 

Kirk warned. "That's mutiny, mister."

 

The redshirt pointed, "That's fat,

 

besides, I'm already dead, dummy."

 

Kirk was utterly confused. "What

 

do you mean, fat? And

 

what's the deal with this

 

already being dead stuff? Don't

 

you know that I once

 

drank an immortality potion from

 

a dirty lab beaker. It

 

gave me the power to

 

carry fat inside and out

 

of my body and also