TOS five word thingy!!!

Kirk allowed his chefs to

 

make 'outlaw food' on Tuesdays.

 

This ended up being the

 

worst mistake ever, when the

 

mess hall served "10-alarm

 

Betelguesians, whose gastrointestinal tracts were

 

made entirely of toast, a

 

crispy snack indigenous to the

 

Terran system and deadly to

 

mix with Horta Surprise. The

 

resultant mixture was toxic to

 

the Betelguesians; they suffered long

 

bouts of sneezing boston terriers

 

Scotty. "Iffin' they ain't Scottish

*More like a Boston snout-out!

 

then they're borgas CRAP!!!" The

 

Uhura as she passed a

*yeah I adopted a BT last year and she has the sneezlez today.

 

kidney stone and screamed in

 

agony, yes, The Uhura, wept