TOS five word thingy!!!

serious and potentially dangerous addictions

 

would cause the crew to

 

ignore their code of discipline

 

and have a good time.

 

Most Starfleet officers managed to

 

have a good time anyway

 

and stay within regulations by

 

constantly being vigilant and ensuring

 

the fun was always just

 

tame enough that it didn't

 

scare the locals into inciting

 

any uprisings nor make the

 

souffle fall. That meant only

 

a select handful of officers

 

and none of the enlisted

 

crew would be allowed to

 

use swear words or obtain

 

passes to the most exciting

 

rec room activities such as

 

live penguin tossing or nude