Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

was perturbed. Denvean beans were

 

so potent that they caused

 

small nuclear explosions. Once detonated

 

inside the human colon, they

 

could cause massive internal bleeding

 

as well as projectile diarrhea.

 

Even vomiting. Speaking of which

 

, at this very moment Novokavich

 

was hitting on Cutler and

 

experiencing embarrassing anal leakage. His

 

face turned pale. Cutler's...red.

 

His loud farting made her

 

laugh. He felt like shit.

 

And so did his britches.

 

A turd fell out of

 

his right trouser leg and

 

rolled into Porthos's doggie dish

 

. The smell was horrendous and

 

Porthos inhaled it joyfully and

 

tried to eat it. Novokavich