TOS five word thingy!!!

radioactive particles on the command-deck.

 

"This is a crisis! We

 

need Crisis Alert Response Protocols

 

for all bathrooms ASAP or

 

...or..."

"Think! Spit it out!

 

The pellets affected Kirk's brain.

 

Spock used the mind-meld to

 

communicate the very important message

 

"Quit being a double dumbass."

 

He stopped being said same.

 

But who would take his

 

virginity? That was a question

 

everyone in the room pondered.

 

"I will," said Shakira, gyrating.

 

"The hips don't lie, Jim

 

, nor do my lips, either!"

 

Everyone agreed that she did

 

indeed possess some of the

 

magic beans from Scotty's quarters

 

that were capable of growing