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mucks up his speech with incoherent babbling

 

.

Now I've unforgivably screwed it up, and

 

General Zod will most likely come and

 

force everybody to kneel before him and

 

stamp out anyone who resists his power

 

to make people like shiny black V-neck

 

tunics and creepy beards. But he shall

 

have the last laugh...because when he

 

flies away, he'll be high on nitrous

 

empty cans to his ankles, making him

 

say "Dammit, quit replying before I edit."

 

Then he'll be forced to turn around

 

and re-shoot the scene, THIS time making

 

sure that his V-neck costume doesn't have

 

any Hello Kitty or Pikachu stickers stuck

 

on it. The last time that happened,

 

a group of Japanese fangirls had to die.

 

It was tragic, but a regular occurrence

 

in our zero-tolerance totalitarian film-making regime.

 

Many had fallen over the course of