TOS five word thingy!!!

said McCoy as he chomped

 

down on a mouthful of

 

some of the juiciest, plumpest

 

Tribbles you could possibly imagine,

 

plucked from a Klingon engine

 

and sprinkled with fresh Parmesan.

 

It had an aroma so

 

evocative of McCoy's Southern home

 

cooking as a boy that

 

he forgot fried tribbles must

 

have such a low cholesterol

 

because of the foods they

 

routinely ate, such as quadrotriticale.

 

Scotty couldn't understand how McCoy

 

could change his diet to

 

Tribbles only, it seem so

 

strange for a guy who

 

needed basics like scotch and haggis

 

just to make it through

 

his next drunken bender. There