TOS five word thingy!!!

and truly nobody could sleep.

 

Then, a large flying igloo

 

, appearing inexplicably in the viewscreen

 

. A voice boomed "I'm Nanook

 

of Cestus III! You will

 

surrender your whale oil and

 

lick my toes, or I

 

will abscond with your first

 

edition Action Comics Number One!"

 

Waking from her bad dream,

 

Rand raced from her quarters

 

still wearing her see-through nightie

 

, nearly causing a warp-core breach.

 

"Clowns and flying igloos scare

 

the Bee-Gees out of me!"

 

Andy Gibb was not amused,

 

as he was so close

 

to Shadow Dancing with Uhura.

 

The fan wasn't big enough

 

and the s**t kept going.