VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

that I will lovingly apply

 

right after you lower your

 

arms because your pits are

 

hairy, smelly and gross, B'Elanna."

 

"Real men love natural women,"

 

Tuvok said, before heartily sniffing

 

Neelix's coffee substitute which consisted

 

mainly of toe jam and

 

juice from a Klingon who

 

along on his way to

 

the yellow brick road tripped

 

and fell into Janeway's loins.

 

It was a long fall,

 

with a soft, furry landing.

 

"Get off me!" yelled Neelix

 

as his Janeway disguise failed.

 

"Where in the Delta Quadrant

 

can you find the finest

 

holographic tea?" asked The Doctor,

 

twirling his newly created mustache