TOS five word thingy!!!

with the inhabitants of planet

 

Fizzbinlandia, which was similar to

 

Io, but cards were taboo

 

unless made of 100% solid

 

mahogany planks. Too heavy for

 

shuffling, except for Klingons who

 

shot them with poisoned darts

 

and then used them to

 

build Kahless Klassik kitchen kabinets

 

they sold on Risa for

 

their shopping channel. Viewers everywhere

 

wondered what the batleth shape

 

would be like for handles.

 

Much speculation went into the

 

discount they granted the Tellarians

 

in order to get them

 

to drop the 6000 quatloos

 

they owed the Providers of

 

Starship Blinky Lights, who held

 

the record for the most