TOS five word thingy!!!

The ship's weapons systems were

 

neutralized by the teddy bears'

 

fuzzy and soft little bellies.

 

After Scotty disguised himself as

 

legendary 20th century Earth comedian

 

and all around bon vivant

 

Paul Lynde - who once made

 

millions howl as 'Uncle Arthur'

 

and was the center square

 

in 'Hollywood Squares'. A dispute

 

arose over who would be

 

the defeater of the Teddy

 

Overlord who was currently overpowering

 

the quadrant. It all started

 

when a Klingon warship entered

 

nearby space and discovered a

 

gigantic floating donut in the

 

way. It was the Guardian

 

of Bavarian Cream, a sacred

 

Snack that was almost eaten