Dax: Twin full rectal eclipses. Now this is why I joined Starfleet! Kira: Put the Spock tricorder away Dax. O'Brien: Bloody aliens.
Sisko: I know what you're thinking, it's not easy being a god. Garak: If you need anything, anything at all, I'll be under your bed. Kira: That will never happen chief! O'Brien: I'm telling you major, one day you will have my baby! Kira: Shakaar just broke up with me. What should I do Odo? Quark: Yes Odo, tell us what you think Kira should do. Odo: QUARK!!!!!!! Tain: Before I go & singlehandedly save the entire alpha quadrant from the dominion threat, I would like to leave you with a song that goes a little something like this..."I am the very model of a modern major-general".