"You are Cordially Invited..." Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Jun 26, 2014.

  1. LeadHead

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    JAKE: It's just a figure of speech. The Federation News Service is going to publish a book of my stories about life on the station under Dominion rule.
     
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    Quark: Well then, you have my sympathies and the first round of drinks is on the house.
     
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    QUARK: No. It's a figure of speech.
     
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    Jake: Look, I want to tell my Dad about the book. Is he still in the holosuite?
     
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    Alexander has passed out.

    BASHIR: Alexander?
     
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    Alexander: (waking up) Grandma?
     
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    BASHIR: Guess again.
     
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    ALEXANDER: We're still on the...?
     
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    BASHIR: The road to Kal'Hyah, day five hundred
     
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    O'BRIEN: Maybe we should turn down the heat, you know, for Alexander's sake.
     
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    ALEXANDER: No, it's okay. I just need some water.
     
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    Bashir: Now, you don't want to push yourself too hard. You know, turning down the heat might be a good idea.
     
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    MARTOK: The whole point is to push yourself to the limits of your endurance.