Seven Words in TNG

Riker bet 2 Risan days on Guinan-Lefler.

 

While Wesley got really busy sharpening his

 

his eye teeth so that he may

 

impersonate Dracula to the aliens who believed

 

the Federation was ran by foppish vampires

 

, a common belief in the Gamma Quadrant.

 

Guinan emerged, in her regulation Yahtzee hat,

 

ready to make Wesley weep like a

 

acting Ensign in a spiffy rainbow jumpsuit.

 

"Let's get ready to ruuuuuummmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeee!"

 

shouted Geordi, though no one was amused.

 

"Where's Lefler?" asked Guinan, "I can't take

 

the Yahtzee championship without her," she pouted.

 

Answered Riker, "Last time i saw her

 

she was building model starships," Riker laughed.

 

"ahh nuts" Guinan
she looked at him

 

with longing in her eyes and beans

 

from Rigel VII in her hot hands.

 

"Come hither, handsome!", her eyes said to

 

Riker, but her nostrils disagreed saying "go