The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

in the bath, while singing

 

showtunes at you. ISN'T THAT

 

AN AFFRONT TO YOUR SANITY?!!"

 

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

screamed everyone cheerfully as

 

their eyes rolled around in

 

chaos and mind rending horror.

 

"Rend those minds, baby!"

"Oh,

 

for the love of normality

 

, why does every eldritch visitation

 

herald the terrible annexation of

 

our story to sheer wackiness?"

 

Therefore the authors seized power

 

in a surprisingly bloodless coup.

 

Our new era has began

 

with only minimal resistance to

 

our most august whims. We

 

name this day hereafter, Writers'

 

glorification of zen temporal era

 

Foundation Day. Celebrate, or die.

 

They all did. Bless 'em.