nuTrek 7-word game!

Grab that hyperspanner and a jar of

 

Vaseline. Coat everything then quickly hide behind

 

the main console in the transporter room....

 

when she slips in throw a net

 

over her and then run like hell!"

 

BlackSheHitler's ally, Augment RuPaul, appeared wearing stilettos.

 

She threw the stilettos at Kirk, who

 

ducked like a ninja to avoid them.

 

"Twirl Girl!" she shouted at Uhura, as

 

the Radio City Rockettes danced into the

 

Shuttle Bay. Blackshehitler and AugRu laughed maniacally

 

until they both wet themselves, dark stains

 

be damned. Q's nemeses, K and Y, appeared

 

in squeezable tube form and injected themselves

 

with glitter, turning into Uber drag queens.

 

In every sector of the known universe

 

brain bleach was distributed. Cats and dogs

 

were living together in sin, while aardvarks

 

roamed wild across the Federation and consumed

 

pink panthers! Jiminy Cricket and Snow White