I'm at a brick wall here and need some ideas. I am SICK TO DEATH of reading the status updates on face book like. "99% of you won't repost this, but if you like jelly on your toast, repost this!" What's something I can post on my status to make fun of these idiots? I can't think of anything mean\funny enough.
I saw one that a bunch of my friends put up a few weeks ago making fun of all those "awareness" updates.
Yeah, I've seen this one, I want one to direct at the idiots are are doing this and really give 'em hell for it.
Last night one of my friends was using his status updates as a commentary on the Golden Globes. My newsfeed read like a live comment thread here. I just hid his feed. Really, that's all you need to do to take care of those people....Block them for a bit, then check on them a week or so later.
I would argue that if you can't come up with a way to insult them on your own that you don't deserve to be doing so.
Oh, well, I did the idiots post myself...Hmmm...I still say hide them from you feed while @ the same time making fun of them. That way,they'll have to comment on your status. Alternatively, you could create one of those pages like this: Watching People's Lives Fall Apart... Just dedicate yours to the "Copy this" people.
It came from a note that circulated about a year ago. (It comes back from the undead every few months.) It has something to do with your birthday, favorite color, etc. You plug it in like a formula. There's a key somewhere, but I'm too lazy to google it.
Well, since you whined so politely, here you go. So I suppose I must confess: I karate chopped my science teacher on your car because the voices told me to.
I had lunch with my dog riding a Motorcycle because I can. Meh. Mine are always so boring. It sounds almost normal.