Help me with Facebook

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Garm Bel Iblis, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. Garm Bel Iblis

    Garm Bel Iblis Commodore

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    I'm at a brick wall here and need some ideas. I am SICK TO DEATH of reading the status updates on face book like.

    "99% of you won't repost this, but if you like jelly on your toast, repost this!"

    What's something I can post on my status to make fun of these idiots? I can't think of anything mean\funny enough.
     
  2. Vulcan Princess

    Vulcan Princess Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I saw one that a bunch of my friends put up a few weeks ago making fun of all those "awareness" updates.

     
  3. Garm Bel Iblis

    Garm Bel Iblis Commodore

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    Yeah, I've seen this one, I want one to direct at the idiots are are doing this and really give 'em hell for it.
     
  4. RoJoHen

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    I usually just ignore stupid posts on Facebook.
     
  5. Robert Maxwell

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    And I try not to befriend people who make stupid posts on Facebook.
     
  6. Peacemaker

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    Last night one of my friends was using his status updates as a commentary on the Golden Globes. My newsfeed read like a live comment thread here. I just hid his feed. Really, that's all you need to do to take care of those people....Block them for a bit, then check on them a week or so later.
     
  7. Garm Bel Iblis

    Garm Bel Iblis Commodore

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    That's all well and good but I want to make fun ofthem.
     
  8. RoJoHen

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    I would argue that if you can't come up with a way to insult them on your own that you don't deserve to be doing so.
     
  9. iguana_tonante

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    You need better friends. And a bigger boat.
     
  10. Peacemaker

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    Oh, well, I did the idiots post myself...Hmmm...I still say hide them from you feed while @ the same time making fun of them. That way,they'll have to comment on your status.

    Alternatively, you could create one of those pages like this:

    Watching People's Lives Fall Apart...

    Just dedicate yours to the "Copy this" people.
     
  11. Michael Chris

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    What was up with that "I _____ because I ______" thing? I never got that one.
     
  12. Vulcan Princess

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    It came from a note that circulated about a year ago. (It comes back from the undead every few months.) It has something to do with your birthday, favorite color, etc. You plug it in like a formula. There's a key somewhere, but I'm too lazy to google it.
     
  13. Michael Chris

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    I want the keeeeeeeeyyyy.
     
  14. JonathonWally

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    :(
     
  15. Trippy

    Trippy NaNoWriMo Victim Admiral

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    ^you don't post stupid things...you post quotes from the GaGa and that makes you mighty ;)
     
  16. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Admiral Admiral

    :techman:
     
  17. Robert Maxwell

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    Exactly!
     
  18. Vulcan Princess

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    Well, since you whined so politely, here you go. :bolian:
    So I suppose I must confess: I karate chopped my science teacher on your car because the voices told me to.
     
  19. Garm Bel Iblis

    Garm Bel Iblis Commodore

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    I danced with a snowman in my car because that's how I roll
     
  20. Kelthaz

    Kelthaz Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I had lunch with my dog riding a Motorcycle because I can.

    Meh. Mine are always so boring. It sounds almost normal.