Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

his wild vacation on Denobula.

 

Keith was carrying some coconuts

 

while yelling "hairy alien nuts!"

 

Everyone thought it was very

 

funny and taped it for

 

"Starfleet's Funniest Shipboard Videos," a

 

strange new world in which

 

the men were men and

 

the women were cats, strangely

 

erotic cats that dressed in

 

latex and corsets, with heels

 

so high that the cat

 

weebled and wobbled but didn't

 

fall down on its paws.

 

"There's something about pussy that

 

turns me off", said Malcolm.

 

Archer and Trip both stared

 

to disagree, then each took

 

a few seconds to poke

 

fun at Travis' chipper attitude.