TNG Caption This #161 - "Petty Charades"

Tasha learns the red-headed stranger is paying her a visit.

 

A simple demonstration was usually enough to stop any sexual advances by members of the crew.


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Data:
"Now don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind."

Riker: "That was fucking beautiful, man. You know any Hendrix?"



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Tasha: "Data told me it was hair gel!"

 

Riker: Data, when I said let's get a little dirty this isn't exactly what I had in mind?
Data: Forgive me, sir, but human innuendo is a difficult concept to grasp.

 

Riker: So androids jizz powder?



Riker: You know Captain Picard is going to be pissed off at you for playing around with the powder he uses to make his head less shiny.



Yar: Captain, way did Mrs. Troi refer to me as "a nice young man" and try to set me up on a date with Counseler Troi?

Picard: Perhaps it's because you've got a WHAM! era George Michael hair cut.

 

Cutting and pasting from the Code of honor thread...

"YOU SHALL HAVE NOO TREETEE, NOO VAHCSEEN, AND NOO LOO-TUHN-UHNT YAAAR!"

 

YAR: I'm going to the party as that lesbian hooker from 48Hrs.

 

Simmer down, Wesley Crusher! Simmer!

 

As per her wishes, the crew had Yar stuffed and put on display in the ship's museum.



Riker: "I warmed her up for you."

 

After the infamous "Don't do drugs" speech in "Symbiosis," Picard had Tasha's jaw wired shut

 

CHASING TASHA

The new, controversial dramedy from director Kevin Smith





DATA:"I for one could not believe THAT much space cocaine could fit in a Pakled balloon."

 

"Now, gentlemen...Captain...if you'll excuse me?

I have to go get washed.

And BLOWN."

 

"Mornin' Sam."
"Mornin' Ralph."

 

*NOM*NOM*NOM*NOM*NOM*

 

Forced labor in the Brown Sugar mines of Delta Omicron IX.

Often spoken of. Rarely witnessed.

 

Riker: "I appreciate the fact that you are trying to master mimicking sneezing, however, in the future I would suggest dialing it back by about 90% and never do in a talcum powder factory."

 

Riker: "Maybe you shouldn't tease your hair so much Tasha, it looks like you've made it mad."

Tasha (under breath): "Douchebag."

 

It usually got down and dirty when Data and Riker visited the Red Light District.

 

All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

PICARD: I thought that was banned in the peace accords following World War III.

DATA: Incorrect. It survived as the Planetary Anthem of the Turkana IV Colony.

PICARD: No wonder the colony failed.