TOS five word thingy!!!

revealed his Surak themed boxers

 

interspersed with hearts and ducks.

 

And a glittery jockstrap over

 

his quite large Vulcan love-muscle.

 

"Oh. my," said Sulu, his

 

eyes lighting up, as did Rand's.

 

"I see you're well-equipped," Rand

 

said.

"These keep me pure

 

Suddently, Decker Jr. (TMP) appeared in shuttlecraft

 

Flaunting his own magnificent boxers.

 

"How could this be?" said

 

McCoy. "My boxers are better!"

 

Kirk's tighty whities paled in

 

comparison but undaunted he knew

 

it's not the package, but

 

the motion in the ocean.

 

Extremely mixed metaphors notwithstanding, Kirk

 

welcomed Decker despite his boxers.

 

"Ah Decker," Kirk exclaimed, "We

 

are delighted you're on board."