VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

"My inner eyelids are experiencing.."

 

but an explosion rocked the

 

bridge causing massive injuries to

 

Harry's hair and self confidence.

 

Peering into shattered glass, Harry

 

vaguely recognized a pattern of

 

widow's peak baldness forming on

 

the outer hull of the

 

nanites that were now burrowing

 

through Chakotay's left butt cheek.

 

The nanites inked a tattoo

 

of a giant sea turtle

 

-- a telekinetic sea turtle -- who

 

would only take instructions from

 

Mr. Wizard the lizard, while

 

sipping on Pina Coladas on

 

a beach on holodeck 2.

 

Harry envied Chak's butt cheek.

 

It was so perfectly formed,

 

and, he suspected, deliciously taut.