TOS five word thingy!!!

upper lip in between its

 

hands and wrists while he

 

performed surgery on his tiny

 

dancer. Elton John entered and

 

as ancient holograms often do

 

he unleashed a very loud

 

falsetto that shattered glasses and

 

made Spock urinate in his

 

last clean pair of service

 

supplied pants.

"Laddie," Scotty said, "

 

that was the most disgustin'

 

display of whizbangery!" Scotty snorted.

 

"It is highly illogical for

 

a Scotsman to wear underwear

 

when Sulu is wearing a

 

pink tuxedo upside down and

 

is having fun doing it.

 

Meanwhile, in the engine room:

 

"Scotty, why the hell did

 

you stuff the antimatter in