Seven Words in TNG

, which diplomatic custom dictates we must consume."

 

Upon hearing this, Picard retched

 

yet again, destroying any hope for peace

 

as the Ensigns reluctantly reached for spoons.

 

"Hey, these look like Cardassian foreheads," said

 

the Cardassian backheads. crawling out of Spock's

 

footlocker. "Wait, what is Spock doing here?"

 

"I have left Romulus in order to

 

avoid being in Nemesis," said Spock. But

 

that wasn't good enough to stop Nero

 

from destroying Romulus and blaming baby Kirk

 

, in order to satisfy his need to

 

listen to Bryan Adams records. "Everything I..."

 

do, I do......THIS IS JUST CRAP!!!!!! ,"

 

cried a grown up Kirk. Upon hearing

 

this, Sisko decided it was a good

 

week to stop sniffing glue. Troi fingered

 

the end of a knob she found

 

in Angela Lansbury's purse belonged to a

 

cane, owned by a Ferengi who once