Star Trek insults

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by GeneHunt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    It's not the most clever one by a mile, but "That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch gets a good laugh out of me every single time."
     
  2. Saspearia

    Saspearia Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    I always shudder when someone refers to a 'Cardigan' as a 'Cardy' - it sounds racist! - although not as bad as Spoon Head. Thats just mean!
     
  3. Merky

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    " I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN LOVED HER "

    GWAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRRR don't talk about spock's momma.
     
  4. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Bullshit
     
  5. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    "If I were human...I believe my response would be...go to hell. If I were human."
     
  6. { Emilia }

    { Emilia } Cute but deadly Moderator

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    Rick Berman.

    Period.
     
  7. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    FIXED
     
  8. Sector 7

    Sector 7 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    No one deserves to be called that... except them.:devil:
     
  9. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^"Fixed"?

    Besides, Braga wrote a lot of darn good eps.

    The problem was, they were just around too long, and everything got too formulaic.

    Frankly, The Bird Himself suffered that problem in the first two seasons of TNG. Yet no one would invoke him as an insult.
     
  10. Tiberius

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    Yo mamma is so fat she uses Dyson Spheres as worry balls...
     
  11. kirsten187

    kirsten187 Napoleonic Power Monger Admiral

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    I like that one too. Most of McCoy's insults to Spock make me laugh but I like Kirk's "double dumb ass on you".
     
  12. RandyS

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    Nobody wants to give "The Bird" the bird, huh?
     
  13. Brolan

    Brolan Commodore Commodore

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    You should look at one of the other threads in this forum.
     
  14. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Frankly, Richard Arnold was a fall guy. The infamous "Arnold Era" was just The Bird going all George Lucas over his baby. See the authorized biography (it's actually biased in favor of Gene's perspective, but you can see in the memos in the book that he goes way too far, particularly the one on Prime Directive).


    And yes, I invoked "George Lucas" as an insult. We're Trekkers. It's an insult. :p
     
  15. Paradon

    Paradon Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Did your momma farted you out like a Klingon? :rommie:

    What's wrong with you teeth? You look like a f**king Klingon...yo' momma! [laugh]
     
  16. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    There's that classic, "You sli'vaq!"--the sexist slur Worf shot at Ezri....
     
  17. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Hey! To wars.....ies?

    Wars....ers?

    To Star Wars fans! Lucas is an insult.


    But I digress.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6YbUB0_JPA
     
  18. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    I would, but I'm just a big fan of blasphemy in general.
     
  19. bgrummer

    bgrummer Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Captain Kirk Birk
     
  20. goblinking

    goblinking Ensign Newbie

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    I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage...