Ugh life got in the way of these contests and I felt pretty awful in these last few weeks, so awful I even went off Star Trek. But things are picking up now, so I can finally get on with these contests. Sorry for the delays and curse photobucket for its bandwidth limits! But enough of that! Looking through what you guys captioned took my breath away! Some really raw stuff and LOL moments, so good work! You certainly brought a smile to my face! Our winners from last contest are; The special award... Congratulations to the winners! Here are the next batch of pictures waiting to be captioned, and keep up with the great jokes and laughs!
SISKO: Do you actually ever do any tailoring? GARAK: Nope, I can't even sew. SISKO: Thought as much. SISKO: Someday we'll have the technology to link a hand held to a desktop.
Quark: So I have to fight the huge snarling Klingon to the death.... no problem.... why am I doing it? Grilka: Because if you do.... I might return for another episode... and who knows what might happen? Quark: You mean I'm not getting any THIS episode?!! Argh! Rom, you're stepping in for me! Kira(on com): Captain... Gul Dukat's hailing us again... he's quite upset. He's threatening to declare war if you don't respond. Sisko: I told you! I'm busy! Kira(on com): Yes, sir. Sisko: (muttering) This Angry Birds level is impossible! Ross: Challenge accepted. Bashir: Excellent, I'll replicator the ancient quarter. Creetak: A game called Quarters? This should be fascinating to watch. O'brien: Why the sudden urge to start a weekly poker game? Worf: I'm hoping it will stop Jadzia from playing tongo with the Ferengi. O'brien: Actually, she invited him to tomorrow's game. Worf: -growl- Garak: No Captain, I'm afraid I don't have any "gangsta clothes."
ROSS: Here's mud in your eye. BASHIR: Down the hatch! CREETAK: I hope its not poison! ROSS: Huh? CREETAK: What? It's a popular Romulan toast!
The initiation rite for Section 31 was brutal. New recruits must drink shots of the stuff that Admiral Ross uses to clean his combs.
O'Brien: Only if we had this back on the Enterprise. Deanna's cleavage would have been spectacular from up here Worf: Indeed. Real and spectacular
Grilka: "Have you ever made love with a Klingon woman before?" Quark: "No, is it different?" Grilka: "Let me put it this way, there will be seven planets left in the Earth system, after I destroy Uranus."
GARAK: So this girlfriend in Canada you're sending lingerie to, you say she's about the same size as.... you?
Thanks for the wins, Ln X! Woo hoo! Ross: Come here often? Bashir: They're faaaaaaaaake! Ross: <Walks off>
Quark: Where the hell is an energy whip when you need one? Even in the 24th Century people still sit right in front of their desktop and play on their tablets. Bashir: Ah, Admiral Ross, come to see if Romulan Ale will cure you of the stick up your ass? Ross: Typical, Doctor. One sip and suddenly you're filled with liquid courage. O'Brien: I bet you can't hock a loogie and land it on Quark there. Worf: Challenge accepted! Sisko: Garak, there's something that's bothered me about you over the years... Garak: Is this about my past again? Captain, I assure you, I'm just a humble tailor, everything else you've heard, well I can't be responsible for people's imaginations running away with them... Sisko: Yes, but that's just it. Who the Hell would decide, after seeing your fashion sense, that they wanted you to design an outfit for them?
Grilka: I know you're just about to fight a duel to the death. So I'll just remind you at the last minute: I faked every orgasm.