Seven Words in TNG

Landscaper jargon into Federation Standard, so he

 

Called Vidal Sassoon for help.

"Split ends

 

always bother me...what do I do

 

"I want the curtains to match the

 

carpet...if you know what I mean?"

 

This confused Mott, so he started unrolling

 

a huge sleeping bag with cartoon characters

 

on the floor and danced the Charleston

 

to old 1920s flapper music. The best

 

Beverly had ever heard. She wanted Mott

 

to put on a wig and tuxedo

 

and sing Charo's greatest hits - in French.

 

But being Bolian he was unfamiliar with

 

Charo, he thought Beverly had vagina venom

 

that could be used to kill her

 

obnoxious son, who was always known to

 

remove goldfish from their bowls just to

 

urinate in them and use them for

 

washing dishes.

Troi, that slut and whore,

 

liked doing seductive dances while she cleaned