When did you last have sex?

There are a lot of insecure people in the world; they can only feel good about themselves at somebody else's expense.

 

^Amen to that.

 

Agreed with the both of you.

 

I must admit that I got either lucky or I used the correct line....I went to this club and met this girl that was druink....I came up to her and said "hey, I just want to meet you" ...she was warm even though I don't know whether she even heard me...if she did hear men, then I need to thank this place for the line hehe http://pickuplinesblog.com/

Anyway: after 10 min of drunk talk, she tells me that I should escort her home. I of course don't complain...and the rest is XXX...p.s. she inititated the makeout in front of her home

 

It's business...it's business time! Girl you know when I'm down to my socks it's business time that's why they call them business socks...ooooh.

 

Yeah... No socks.

 

Had some about an hour ago..

 

That's just weird...pervert.

 

You can keep the rest of your clothes on thou

 

Last night.

 

This thread does me proud. I feel like I'm having sex every time I read it.

 

That explains the "Views" count.

 

Hell, I'm smoking a cigarette right now.

 

All of a sudden I feel very relaxed and want to take a nap.

 

I clicked last night and then again when I woke up this morning.

 

Not in about a week and a half.

 

I'm a 52-year-old male virgin, and my ID is my real name.

 

What are you waiting for?

 

^ There we go again. What's the damn rush?

 

I'm rather asexual, and have never been interested enough in sex with anyone to bother losing my virginity.