First World Problems

I forgot to drink my energy drink. Now it's lost all it's bubbles.

 

Har har.

Every time I open this thread I read that as 'applesauce'. And I keep wanting applesauce.

 

You should stop by! I bought some apples this weekend and I'm pretty good at making a simple applesauce.

 

^I should stop by! It's only several hundred miles, right?

 

You have family on the west coast, right? You can stop by on the way.

 

When I was 18 I hitchhiked from NYC to Dallas. Didn't cost me anything. You could do that too tsq! It's such a great idea, it's like the superest money saving travel plan ever!!

 

^I totally would, but I only get 5 days off work for my summer vacation, by the time I got to the West Coast I'd have to hop on a plane right back!

I think Kestra should come visit me in NYC, or in Seattle!

Or maybe the three of us could find a sponsor who would pay for us to all meet up midway and have adventures? Marrakech is close enough to midway, right? Think of the wine we three would drink!

 

Three cute girls looking for a place to meetup? I volunteer my place. 10 minutes to the gulf coast beaches here in Florida. Bring bikinis.

 

They don't make very good hats either.

 

screw you, Florida is all crazy people and humidity, Albuquerque has green chillie and comic book stores everywhere

 

None of you non-girls are invited to the meeting. It's at a secret hideout. A secret hideout of wonders.

 

I'm a girl.

 

Then why is your blue dick standing up?

 

I'm pathetic, close enough?

 

My elaborate deception has been uncovered.

 

By wonders, I take it you mean boobs?

 

There are too few Star Trek fans in my country. They are all Whodians.

 

Tell that to the guys in Weird Science.

 

I'm so sick of this type of behavior. We're not here for your amusement or gratification. Go put on a fucking bikini yourself.

 

I always sit at the computer in a bikini.

Oh, and take a chill pill.