TOS five word thingy!!!

condition that led to the

 

impotence of men everywhere. Evil

 

condition that had the unfortunate

 

side effect of excessive flatulence.

 

Dr. McCoy worked feverishly to

 

cure Evil Kirk but it

 

wasn't going so well. When

 

he tried re-inflating Evil Kirk's

 

punctured scrotum with helium he

 

inadvertently gassed the entire ship

 

and everyone started sounding funny.

 

His ball helium caused the

 

ship's ventilation system to go

 

haywire and hundreds of crewmembers

 

were forced to endure the

 

high-pitched voices that were

 

so annoying that several people

 

thought a Chipmunk's movie was

 

actually a relief. THey watched

 

the film with laserlike focus