TOS five word thingy!!!

Starbase, the crew of the

 

Enterprise sought out the crew

 

of the Constitution who had

 

owed them a drink for

 

bringing their ship back in

 

one piece. The two captains

 

met for dinner in the

 

Starbase mess hall. They drank

 

a toast with Romulan ale

 

, which wasn't illegal just yet.

 

As they drank, a message

 

was broadcast over the Starbase's

 

comm system.

"Attention Starfleet personnel

 

and command-rank officers: There

 

are two Klingon ships heading

 

directly for this base at

 

warp 5, report to your

 

assignment stations immediately! Repeat: Klingon

 

ships heading directly for this

 

base - all Starfleet personnel are