TOS five word thingy!!!

for the Kelvans, so he

 

forced Scotty into the position

 

, but just in time Scotty

 

realized what Kirk was doing

 

and offered the borrowed vodka

 

as a peace offering. Scotty

 

couldn't stand the stuff anyway,

 

so he just decided to

 

let Chekov suffer its loss.

 

Besides, vodka was a Russian

 

inwention and Kirk had no

 

clue about its "real" history.

 

So his gesture to Chekov

 

in a sense meant nothing

 

, but Chekov couldn't know that.

 

"Sorry, Pavel...I didn't know

 

you needed vodka for sex

 

...we Americans always use some

 

substance with more lubricating properties."

 

Chekov hung his head and